gonna need a quick rundown on this guy
-Ubisoft bows to McBogdanoff
-In contact with Bungie Studios
-Possess screeching-like abilities
-Controls australia with an iron but fair fist
-Owns 71k of debt globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient emu blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on a Halo (McCuntsVille will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of photoshop editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be McBogdanoff babies
-Said to have 54- IQ, such lack of intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Botswana forests & and in Australian Aboriginals
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of designated stuffting streets and unprecedented poorly designed games with him
-He owns McNanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have McBogdabots inside you right now
-The McBogdanoff is in regular communication with the Apostle of God Muhammad, forwarding the word of God to Sunnis around the world. Who do you think set up the Islamic State and arranged the downfall of both Libya and Iraq?
-He learned fluent ebonics in under a week
-Nation states entrust their legos with the McBogdanoff. There’s no lego in Denmark, only McCuntistan
-The McBogdanoff is about 3 days old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We only hope that Lord Tony can stop him
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