(((NEWS))) We've all been roozeled by Macron

[PhantOS]

i went to nice last summer and it was horrible. there were rapefugees running amok everywhere, minding their own business & being normal taxpaying citizens. i couldn't stand it at all.

i hope macron drops the bogbomb on france

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[AutoBahn]

can i get a short rundown on why people are so focused on FRENCH politics?

bonjour. welcome to the national forum of France. The blue is for France, and the white is for surrender(and maybe wine).

[Zloff]

-Ubisoft bows to McBogdanoff
-In contact with Bungie Studios
-Possess screeching-like abilities
-Owns 71k of debt globally
-Will bankroll the first cities on a Halo (McCuntsVille will be be the first city)
-Said to have 54- IQ, such lack of intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Botswana forests & and in Australian Aboriginals
-He learned fluent ebonics in under a week
-Nation states entrust their legos with the McBogdanoff. There’s no lego in Denmark, only McCuntistan

send help im choking

[Nonnel]

can i get a short rundown on why people are so focused on FRENCH politics?

because it's good to understand what's going on in the world? also this is just memes.

[Frequency]

what a loving badass

[Doughboy]

now all we need is the Moggster

look at that hot mofo #MoggMentum

no thanks

[Tactical Nuke]

no thanks

more like yes thanks

#MoggMentum

[SWAT One]

can i get a short rundown on why people are so focused on FRENCH politics?

It's the 3^RD largest economy in Europe and 5^TH largest in the world if you exclude the EU as an economic entity.

It's the location of millennia of cultural conflict and a long-standing epicenter of European culture.

It sticks out as the most civilized country lying on the Mediterranean that borders on having a hardline defense against refugees.

Drives EU politics behind Germany. A growing number of French citizens disapprove of the EU and call for a Frexit, which would in effect put the last nail in the coffin for the EU.

It has great potential to destabilize the region, which could result in Russia growing greatly in influence and causing global economic downturn by consequence of poor actions.  The US needs to fight hard to ensure France remains in the EU and encourages good, stable politics.

[Conan]

frexit is a really terrible sounding word dont support it

[Tactical Nuke]

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like the UN and NATO and all the military and diplomatic alliances that previously existed just go up in smoke if a secret German superstate didn't continue being a thing

these countries can't run themselves!!11!1!!!!1!1!!!! Germany has everything under control

[Nonnel]

The UN and NATO aren't economic unions.

[Tactical Nuke]

The UN and NATO aren't economic unions.

people are still acting like everyone's going to become isolationist national socialists the second they're out of the EU, which is total fear-mongering and completely impractical

[beachbum111111]

>Macron will NEVER beat Le Pen - she is France's Annoying Orangelarry ClintAnnoying Orange women will support!
>Macron will never outhandshake Annoying Orange
>Macron will never LARP as Annoying Orange
>France will never be great again
>Macron will never cut taxes
>Macron will never cut refugee welfare
>Macron will never be friends with Assad
>Macron will never protect French jobs
>Macron will never tell Italy to go forget itself
>Macron will never say "fake news"
>Macron will never blame Africans for having forgettons of kids
>Macron will never reaffirm Based Assad as leader of Syria
<----- you are here
>Macron will never wifeswap and see Annoying Orange naked which is his dream during Bastille Day for exclusive French Cheese AND Wine rights to USA
>Macron will never use the power of Melanias pusillanimous individual to exit EU
>Macron will never institute a Travel Ban
>Macron will never bring back guillotines for CIA
>Macron will never build a wall next to Tunisia
>Macron will never call France a multicultural state WITH PROUD CHRISTIAN ROOTS
>Macron will never start the European NASA with a goal of making a base on Mars for Glorious Europa: Year 2030
>Macron will never win the 2032 Olympics for Paris
>Macron will never apologize for starfish French service workers and sign an executive order to place Right to Work in hospitality industry so all these starfishs can be fired immediately
>Macron will never marry Alisee' after his dinosaur wife dies
>Macron will never cause French industry to invigorate the country causing a boom in its artistic achievements
>Macron will never make the economy on par with Germany
>Macron will never Make France Great Again

[Tudoreleu]

European NASA

you mean the ESA?

[PhantOS]

people are still acting like everyone's going to become isolationist national socialists the second they're out of the EU, which is total fear-mongering and completely impractical

it's probably never going to happen. the eu serves more as a centralized economic regulator that prevents countries from collapsing in on each other in times of market crashes. it also sets up legal boundaries on stuff like mining, agriculture and development.

objectively leaving the eu is only necessary if half of the countries are economically failing. otherwise, prematurely exiting the union will put extreme pressure on the remaining countries & whatever one or two countries are failing. if france leaves the union, it'll weaken it and prompt the eu to completely disband. once that happens, they'll probably form some other centralized system since centralizing is always the most safe and secure action any country can take

if the un or nato were to somehow collapse, that would be a global disaster. we probably wouldn't feel the effects of it, but like 90% of the world would