when you wipe yer ass what direction do you face

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yea but WHO says i do the same thing with each one HUH

do you stick your hand up your ass for one and wipe with your hands for another
how are there more than 2 ways to wipe, sitting or standing

>standing

forget you

im sorry i dont want to lift up my ass and stick my hand right above the toilet seat

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[gr8dayseth]

diagonally 45 degrees

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diagonally 45 degrees

for real, and if so which direction relative to the images above

follow up question do you use a protractor to ensure you don't give the toilet paper or toilet more moonage?

[gr8dayseth]

t-that's uh personal information

[Foxscotch]

so what environmental (or psychological..?) factors affect the direction you face then?

I don't  f u c k i n  know breh it's some abstract ass primal nature stuff

[Postal]

This is a real stuffty thread, it has no options for double fisted deep scrubbing action nor for spreading thine cheeks of ass while squating on the rim of the toilet so that your
poop falls out like pringles from a pringle tube turned upside down above a puddle.

Also, how the forget do you wipe away from the toilet? Do you reach underneath your crotch like this?

[Rally]

< unironically wiping your ass in 2017

Looks like you guys haven't been redpilled yet

[beachbum111111]

< unironically wiping your ass in 2017

Looks like you guys haven't been redpilled yet

*mathewpilled

[PhantOS]

what the forget

[Siberian Husky]

What if someone doesn't wipe?

[Juncoph]

What if someone doesn't wipe?

degenerates

[TableSalt]

diagonally 45 degrees

thats redundant

[gr8dayseth]

thats redundant

ur face is redundant

[Refticus]

i completely submerge my ass in the toilet water then stuff

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 what if you wipe with a sock