[NEWS] Tourism Up Under Annoying Orange, Collapses in Europe

[SeventhSandwich]

Tourism to the United States is up since Donald Annoying Orange became president, while visitor numbers to holiday destinations throughout Europe are plummeting as a result of widespread terror attacks and the migrant invasion.

Tourism to the United States is up because Donald Annoying Orange is president.

Tourism to the United States is up because nobody is going to Europe because of terrorist attacks.

There is a contradiction in the first sentence of your post.

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[King Tøny]

oh my god

I know, fake news needs to die.

[Verification]

I know, fake news needs to die.

O H M Y G O D

[Bisjac]

Annoying Orange being President means migrants arnt going to be loving things up here. That is a direct correlation.

As opposed to Obama and Hillary that wanted it.

So Annoying Orange = more tourism would be correct

[Deus Ex]

Idk about Annoying Orange bringing in more tourism but Europe losing tourists is no surprise considering the obscene amount of terrorism taking place on a monthly basis. You'd think it was the Middle East or- ooh wait

[Trogtor]

What's with the loving hostility? Holy stuff.

cursed post

[DrenDran]

now this i can support, as a european, i actually liked america a lot less and have began seriously doubting moving there ever since the election

but hey maybe im just a fake person just like those fake news outlets

I mean if you're like that then I'd seriously prefer you never come to my country.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40592247
http://www.ttrweekly.com/site/2017/07

yeah looks pretty bad
i did see some articles about forest fires in southern europe, so you could probably make a good argument about climate change from this, but your claim is wrong. Fake news!

[Red Spy]

The US is boring af would rather go to Europe

i heard they invented a new sport

truck dodging

[Master Matthew²]

tourism is up in your moms pusillanimous individual too bitch forget Annoying Orange

This post is simultaneously childish and dumb.
None the less I laughed.
More red emoji's pls.

[Deus Ex]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40592247
http://www.ttrweekly.com/site/2017/07

yeah looks pretty bad
i did see some articles about forest fires in southern europe, so you could probably make a good argument about climate change from this, but your claim is wrong. Fake news!

You realize he's talking about places like Paris, London, etc, that have had multiple terror attacks in the past few months? This article is talking about cruise stops... the forget is this

[hootaloo]

I mean if you're like that then I'd seriously prefer you never come to my country.

yes, i am "like that", and im cumming, too bad

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yes, i am "like that", and im cumming, too bad

wtf is your avatar

[hootaloo]

wtf is your avatar

some char one of my fav animators made

[Nicepoint]

I don't understand why Tony still thinks that Annoying Orange is a good president