Author Topic: Make up some stuffty fanfic/fantheories  (Read 1359 times)

Gravity Falls is a prequel to TAWOG since Bill Cipher returned and forgeted up the universe so hard, it turned into the AWOG universe.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2017, 08:00:06 PM by MoleManFromMiddleMars »

Bill Cipher returned and forgeted up the universe so hard, it turned into the AWOG universe.

huh?

Not the stufftiest fanfic I've ever read

The BLF is overrun by ducks, and the only man who can stop them... bADSPOT!!!11!1 and we eat the ducks and we win yay

are you sure you want this

I See mom packing stuff is my pinky pink suitcase I ask mom saying what are you doing? She said "One direction owns you now" Then the entire band comes and dominated my ass, Teh end1!1!

It was a cold, rainy day when it happened. Blackblood the Cyborg Immortal Hedgie's girlfriend had been ferociously raped by his arch nemesis, Clawshank the Technicolor Fox. It was time to get payback as Blackblood took his Immortal Death Dragon Super Blade of Fire and Brimstone and put it in his pants. He walked over to Clawshank's apartment and blew it up just by looking at it. Clawshank was pissed as he spat lasers of pure death out of his eyeballs, aimed at Blackblood. He dodged them faster than greased lightning moving faster than light during a marathon. "Damn forget," he shouted. He punched Clawshank in the jaw and this all the atoms in his body to split, creating a nuclear explosion larger than the moon, leaving a gaping hole in the earth. Blackblood was unphased, and Clawshank, dazed, would climb out of the hole and do a super-kick into Blackblood's crotch. Blackblood's mechanical cyborg electro-tesla rooster would be too strong for Clawshank's white vans and he would stub his toe and scream in pure agony. Blackblood then grabbed his sword and carved a snake in Clawshank's torso and it bled everywhere; there was loving blood all over the place. Clawshank started to punch Blackblood in the face but he would be unphased due to his magical marysium skull. He then farted on Clawshank and this caused the entire earth to explode and Clawshank loving dies. Blackblood then got laid. The end.

The BLF is overrun by ducks, and the only man who can stop them... bADSPOT!!!11!1 and we eat the ducks and we win yay

Was this the cause of QuackityHQ?

*insert minion yaoi here*

Spongebob is actually a rotten tampon

Was this the cause of QuackityHQ?

didnt think about that but better extension

Shovel Knight is about a miner who can't let go of losing his girlfriend in a mining accident so he fantasizes going on an adventure to save her.

five nights at freddys is actually a recreation of the bible

The Warner bros used to be explorers and found and entrance to Hollow Earth and met the Looney Tunes, they thought the World wasn't ready to hear such a theory and to prevent them from going to the Looney Asylum, they said they were cartoons.

Most Hollow Earth theories suggest an inner sun to keep Inner Earth lit, but in reality there is a giant shield at the center, which the Warner Bros incorporated in their logo, sunlight comes in from the poles at hits the shield since the shield is tilted a bit on the Z axis, reflecting the sunlight and lighting the inner shells.

The Looney Tunes are filmed by WB, you are not watching a cartoon, it is real footage of an interterrestrial race enslaved(They are not treated badly just owned by WB that is all) with the logo stitched on them, to keep track of them.

The physics are different because of the way the atmosphere of Inner Earth, making the beings stretch and regenerate.

They have found a way to connect to our internet so that is how they know about Michael Jordan.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action is set in future events were Looney Tunes are now free and are living peacefully on the surface world and interact with Humans and have brought their culture with them such as Acme.

Here is a diagram of Looney Land:

Everyone is Jesus in purgatory.