Who You Are

[Chris72003]

Background

       Hola, this is a stuff forum game that will not only teach me how not to draw but also how fun drawing pictures can be if I do 12 pictures in a row. Oh, yeah there's also a story.
       All you remember before you awake is that you were a man of high power, one that betrayed God and betrayed his allies in hopes of spreading atheism. Too bad at the end you got your face personally scorched by the pope and """killed""" via stab wounds. Too bad it's also been ~962 years since you've died and no-one has touched you since. Wow. You're a loser. Well, now you can do whatever with your deterioration mental state and bare skin on the floor of a cold, hard chamber.

~962 years later...

Dialogue Time!

Your Thoughts: "This is quite a floor of frigidness, and quite limited sight that I have. What hath the queen bestow upon me for merely burning her church?"
Your Face: "HOW COME ITS BEEN 9 HUNDRED YEARS AND I'M STILL BURNING HOLY stuff"

What do you do now?
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[Ad Bot]

[Potatoh]

deal with that eye that has been bleeding for 9 hundred years

[cromartini]

Masturbate

[Agent Legit 22]

remember

[Drydess]

jack

[Snaked_Snake]

jack

daniels, the best drink, try and find some, if not look around the room for any clues on what's going on.

[failbros2]

edited the picture to make it more appealing to everyone

also ignore that white part on the right

[tber123]

open door

[lord techno]

Good luck my friend. It's going to take a lot of determination and investment to make forum games last.

[Figure]

im kelp, nice to you meet

[Chris72003]

deal with that eye that has been bleeding for 9 hundred years

Turns out it's not blood nor ketchup, but exposed muscle. Oops.

Masturbate

It also turns out that the pope castrated not only your jewels, but the entire manhood section. Too bad, you remember liking to jack off in a river near your home kingdom.

remember

The only thing you are able to remember at the moment is a hot mistress who always had her helmet on. As well as a polished and painted peg leg. Too bad she was Catholic.

jack

Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
(watch out)
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack

daniels, the best drink, try and find some, if not look around the room for any clues on what's going on.

You don't know what Jack Daniels is, but what you do know is how to stand up and look around. Here's a mental map of the important stuff:

open door

haha its locked
"""Author's""" Note:

-snip-

I knew this was going to happen.

Good luck my friend. It's going to take a lot of determination and investment to make forum games last.

and, thank you. I needed this.

What do you do?
 

[Nix the Glaceon]

this may be painful but it is worth it
carefully remove a few strips of muscle tissue and a bit of skin and fashion it into a makeshift snake
rip off the scar tissue from where your richard used to be and cram that stuff in there
scream really loudly



if this is too painful just create a makeshift silicon snake using the paint tool

[Chris72003]

-jesus christ, man you're insane-

The dial to switch to Paint Tool Sai wouldn't move, so you decided to make a makeshift snake the old fashioned way. Due to the nerves being in the skin, taking strips of muscles out wasn't the hard part. It was the loose skin, as shown in this comically exaggerated drawing.

You then scream.

AAA

A couple seconds after putting on the Makeshaft, yo- oh. Oh no. You hear running down the hall coming toward your door. What do you do?

[Nix the Glaceon]

camouflage into the environment

[Cheze]

this may be painful but it is worth it
carefully remove a few strips of muscle tissue and a bit of skin and fashion it into a makeshift snake
rip off the scar tissue from where your richard used to be and cram that stuff in there
scream really loudly



if this is too painful just create a makeshift silicon snake using the paint tool