Author Topic: Who You Are  (Read 5560 times)


camouflage into the environment
No nix, loving, first you start the pain Olympics than you follow up with chameleoning it into the cube room, loving, how?

OT: Turnback time and undo nix's sadistic wetdream.

No nix, loving, first you start the pain Olympics than you follow up with chameleoning it into the cube room, loving, how?

OT: Turnback time and undo nix's sadistic wetdream.
please do

also, switch the DRAWING PROGRAN nob to the other one.

OT: Turnback time and undo nix's sadistic wetdream.
Good thing it was all a dream. Well, except for the running noises.
also, switch the DRAWING PROGRAN nob to the other one.
The dial (conveniently for the author) didn't move.
Also, the thing is still running, do something goddamn it

Find a spot to hide until it goes away

play dead and when he isn't looking snap his neck

Find a spot to hide until it goes away
You look and there's nowhere to-
The door opens, and blends into the wall. In comes this... human?
play dead and when he isn't looking snap his neck
You play dead, but that thing he has probably is scanning your heartbeat.
Last thing you heard before you started sleeping was a click.
You then wake up, and a booming voice can be heard, speaking as if through a megaphone.
"TONIGHT WE SHALL WITNESS THE WAKING OF A CERTAIN KING. A KING LONG THOUGHT TO BE DEAD, AND A KING NOT REMEMBERED. BUT, A KING NONETHELESS. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST A HUMAN HAS EVER AWOKEN FROM DEATH DUE TO OUR EXPERIMENTS, MAKING THIS A GREAT MOMENT ACHIEVED IN OUR HISTORY. PLEASE WELCOME, THING OF THE MIDST OF THE REVOLUTION, KING UGO!"
You hear a great uproar, and you attempt to open your eye but it seems as if it's glued shut. You check your senses and realize this isn't a dream, but reality. As you attempt to open your eye, you hear several thousands of people cheering, and most of these people are throwing what seems to be plastic spheres at you. You can move, but not see. What will you do?

kill yourself after witnessing this


Since you can't see, use the E-flat singing method used in Johnny English to make a mental image in your head, after you have done that call Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson, they are paranormal investigators and eliminators(Ghostbusters) after all.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2017, 10:45:14 PM by MoleManFromMiddleMars »

kill yourself after witnessing this
You attempt to jump off what you think is a stage, but instead you get applause and more spheres thrown at you.
Pick up a sphere
It was hard to do with no vision, but you pick one up, shocking your hand and making you instinctively chuck it. you hear a hollow "donk." You don't hear anything but you think the crowd is scowling at you.
-snip-
doing the E-flat method did nothing but seemingly anger the crowd even more. You suddenly fall and feel dragged by your legs.
A while later, and heat was growing until it became sweltering. There is a person next to you, you can feel it.

What do you do?