Who You Are

[Ayebee123]

eye
make the eye appear

[Ad Bot]

[Potatoh]

blink

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

Maybe that dream about a makeshift snake might reveal something about who you are.


If you ever get out this situation and find a computer, go on r/atheism

[Chris72003]

carry on singing in E flat

You can only let out so much as a squeak without becoming exhausted.

blink

blink

You surprisingly are able to somewhat open your eyes. Bad thing is, you only see a blurry orange-red glow.

-shnip-

The only thing the dream revealed was how insane you are. Also, You (probably) will do that.
"Let him see," says the same voice that was recently introducing you to a crowd. With a click of a button, your eyes are now glued open, fixated on three men, and a pit of fire between you.

A heavily modified voice comes from the man in dark red saying, "Don't keep this long. I'm not one for seeing bloo-"
"Hush. I'm not doing this ceremony just for my bloodlust. I ain't a handicapped inbred like you two." The man in green interrupts, now turning towards you, "Looks like you might be the last to wake, lad. Sorry our kind don't accept you here with how... rude you be. From where you are, 'tis must be a bit of a short second chance with a long, hard fall. Truth is... your story was rigged from the get-go." With that monologue, the man in green continues to stare into your soul, signaling something behind you. With a sharp pain, you fall down into the pit, looking up only revealing the faces of the three men, the orange glow making them look even more devilish.



You wake up once more, a third chance given, and two death scenes in a lifetime. Lucky is what you are. You're on a cold, metal plate awoken by a robot who identifies you in a sweet, motherly voice. "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. The smell of an exquisite food enters your nose as you get up, free from pain. The robot you see before you looks almost as if a prostitute from your time. What do you do?

Author's Note:
Sorry about the delay. Getting braces is a bitch. If any other delays occur, braces are most likely the reason.

[Refticus]

seduce robot

[Chris72003]

seduce robot

With trying to seduce her in ye olde fashion, she looks as disappointed as a robot can be. She goes on to say, "oh honey, that part of this robot's life is long gone. Why else would I have its torso painted to cover up its... obscenities. It's also too bad that you've no idea where you are. Follow me if you want, but judging by the things you've done in the past you probably wont."
What do you do?

[Refticus]

seduce further

[failbros2]

seduce further

keep loving seducing the robot

[cromartini]

Seduce her

[Ayebee123]

Show her your rap skills

[Refticus]

Show her your rap skills

"i'm a lyrical miracle spiritual individual"

[Chris72003]

seduce further

keep loving seducing the robot

Seduce her

Show her your rap skills

After seducing the robot three times, and lastly reading her a makeshift poe- I mean freestyle rap, she swiftly takes needles out, pokes it into your head, and transforms into this, which gets blood gushing out of your cloth underwear. Then the robot sees how your richard was ripped off, and is even more dissapointed.

You don't understand why this mess of metal vaguely shaped like an armored woman made your horny, until you remember...
This robot is shaped like a woman who helped you gain the secrets of the person who executed you. It was obvious you and your murderer were never friendly at all, as you remember you wanted to do something pretty bad to her.

[Chris72003]

You are awaken from your daydream by a sharp pain in your ear. Turns out, the lovebot is carrying you by the ear. Well, more like giving you an impromptu ear piercing while incidentally moving you.

After propping you up, the robot gives you a sword made out of the scrap metal, the same metal around you when you awoke down here. During inspecting the sword, the robot says,
"Thanks to my looong time here, I was able to make blueprints for various weapons. Too bad a simple sword is all I could actually make. As well as a shiv that won't do anything against anything. The reason I give you this? Look to your right."
You do, and find a floating robot, with a green, sharp horn.

what do you do?
Author's Note:
Sorry about bumping this. If you really want it to die in a pit of fire, just tell me. I might make a poll if the outcome is contradictory.

[Ayebee123]

oh cool this is back

slice the mother forgeter

[Chris72003]

slice the mother forgeter

With one reached out, forced, and clumsy swipe of your lightweight sword, you make a dent in the bot, turning its thrusters off and letting it die on the ground with a whimper of electricity.

Observer Bot hit for 19 DMG
[Hit on critical component, +100% DMG]
[Untrained swordsman, -10% DMG]
Observer-Bot HP:
0/10
The lovebot says nothing, instead signaling you to follow. The immense heat makes you reluctant, but you've no other option.
In time, you reach a cliff of rock, connecting to the top of wherever you are. Within the face of the cliff is an entrance of metal, something that looks sturdy, safe, and most importantly: cold.

Inside you almost faint due to drastic change in temperature, but you hold onto your consciousness to find a cubic room of metal, a computer within a desk, and a painting of a woman.

The lovebot eventually arrives in the same room as you, surprised at how fast you wanted to get inside. She then exclaims to the painting, "It's been a long time, Meryl. Time to see what it's like being you again." She goes to the computer, and starts typing things in at a rapid pace. During her typing, many metallic banging sounds are heard making you fearful of what is to come.
What do you do?