the emoji movie is out, and the reviews are about as you expect

[Master Matthew²]

What if I said Master Matthew was cool?

WRONG, I'M HOT MOTHER forgetER!

[Ad Bot]

[Cowboy Dude]

The book was better anyways.

[Verification]

WRONG, I'M HOT MOTHER forgetER!

lol ur 20% cooler mofo!!!! Lol

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

It's only been a while and now it's got on the list of Rotten Tomatoes movies with a 0% rating on Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes

[GRIMLOCK_]

You can't turn your own insecurity against me, Grimlock

you made a forum account with the username "Karl Marx". If anyone has some insecuritys to deal with its you kimon

[Master Matthew²]

lol ur 20% cooler mofo!!!! Lol

At last, all according to plan.

[Karl Marx]

you made a forum account with the username "Karl Marx". If anyone has some insecuritys to deal with its you kimon

Genuinely wondering how Karl Marx translates into an insecurity

[torin²]

APOLOGIZE NOW

fake news

[Conan]

Only 20 reviews, give it some more time.

...give it a year, it'll get better over time...?

[Drydess]

why is it that whenever a news source makes a pun they always manage to make it sound like a three year old is presenting it

[Conan]

why is it that whenever a news source makes a pun they always manage to make it sound like a three year old is presenting it

yeah i kinda dislike how the reviews dont rag on it, and rather make snide puns.

the best review by far is vox's which actually goes in depth into why its just so stuff overall, and second best is new york times for keeping the puns (somewhat) tasteful and restrained

[The Resonte!]

maybe it'll be terrible in an entertaining way

[Mr Queeba]

maybe it'll be terrible in an entertaining way

except its actually not entertaining - its just a giant advertisement that actually fails at advertising by having the advertisement so blatant and obvious, and also unlike foodfight (which is so unbelievably bad its good in that you get a good laugh out of the CGI), this movie is so mediocre-bad that its not fun to watch at all
edit: i did a talk with a couple discords about what was better: emoji movie, foodfight, or birdemic. birdemic won because it was actually so bad it was hilarious, and emoji movie isnt fun to watch at all, and at least foodfight gives you a good laugh

[MoleManFromMiddleMars]

...give it a year, it'll get better over time...?

Will people remember it in a year's time?

[Drydess]

Will people remember it in a year's time?

good point
if a movie is ever remembered for anything it's for being either decent, and likeable to some, or being ridiculously bad (sharknado)