The following story is based on an actual situation that happened about 7 years ago (I think):
Once upon a time there was a blockhead named Kalphiter; he was so great that any server he hosted just /had/ to be the very best. If it wasn't, he'd stuff talk all the others, being sure to visit and break them if he could.
Flash forward a few years and that arrogant starfish Ry was building a thing in his server at the same time our hero Kalphiter was hosting some party server. It was pretty popular, his party (I think it might have been new years?); but it wasn't as popular as he wanted. He just couldn't figure out why everyone wasn't playing in his server, but then he got the answer he was looking for. Some blithering imbosile came into his server (according to Kalphiter) and came to pull his friend into Ry's, pulling other players in tow! "Unacceptable!" He shouted at the top of his lungs and immediately left in search of this horrible server.
See, it seems that while Ry was just casually working on one of his never finished projects, enough players had joined and annoyed him so much that he had to setup an impromptu default mini-game. He hobbled and slapped it together in under 30 minutes and went back to his work; but somehow, inexplicably, this steaming pile of stuff (so Kalphiter calls it) had attracted more players than his highest quality server! Fuming with calm (and not rage, as some would call it) Kalphiter immediately stampeded his way into Ry's server, just to tell him how stuffty and ugly he was, and how terrible everything he'd ever worked on was, before bragging about his own server in toe. But it was far worse than Kalphiter had imagined, upon spawning in he found that he was surrounded by multichromatic cubes in a massive arena; towers spilled about, it looked like someone had just thrown it together in like 30 minutes! Despite this there were tanks, spears, pushbrooms, and all sorts of shenanigan weaponry. The goal of this abomination (as kalphiter called it) was to press a series of buttons scattered about the map more times than anyone else, the buttons in the middle were worth more points than those on the edges.
Somehow, without any logic behind it whatsoever, this hastily thrown together assembly was beating his very best of the best server in popularity! Clearly everyone in the server was a total idiot, and Kalphiter made sure to let them all know too! He didn't hang around too long though, as he couldn't find a way to break the server and get everyone to come to his; and after verbally assaulting Ry and getting no reply, he left to attend to his server.
TL;DR: I hosted a server in which I was building a thing, but enough people joined that I had to keep them entertained, so I threw together a minigame in about 30 minutes that somehow attracted more people than Kalphiter had in his extravaganza or whatever; and he apparently felt the need to stuffpost my server, which was exceptionally amusing considering the effort I had put into it.
Happy Birthday Kalphiter, have fun with Blockland 2, I'm sure you'll finish it eventually; just like you finished that Blockland Cloud project of yours to compete with RTB. It really was something ;3
