what if people had two butts

[Nonnel]

i hope you guys dont mind me butting in but i think this is an outrageous idea

i think it's "ass"inine

[Ad Bot]

[Headcrab Zombie]

one for pooping one for love
/discuss

why not two for love

[Refticus]

why not two for love

but then where would your poop come out from??

[Nonnel]

but then where would your poop come out from??

mouth

[Headcrab Zombie]

but then where would your poop come out from??

what, are you gonna poop and have love at the same time?
that just sounds messy

[Refticus]

what, are you gonna poop and have love at the same time?
that just sounds messy

but you're still gonna make poop
if you don't have a butt dedicated to poop it's just gonna stay in your body 4eva

[Drydess]

but you're still gonna make poop
if you don't have a butt dedicated to poop it's just gonna stay in your body 4eva

portals

[Headcrab Zombie]

but you're still gonna make poop
if you don't have a butt dedicated to poop it's just gonna stay in your body 4eva

how do you think butts work now, silly?
you use it for one purpose when you're not using it for the other!

[Verification]

i thought Cloud-to-Butt kicked in and i was reading this as "what if people had two clouds" and i couldnt understand it
im stupid

[Figure]

i'd double stuff