Author Topic: Around Town: a choose your own adventure story  (Read 2635 times)


We start our adventure with you sleeping on the bench like a hobo, dreaming of wondrous things.

When suddenly, you spring awake, ready for the day!

You get up and walk out into town, but stop to think about what you need to do.

What should you do first?

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put your ears directly up to the music block

Open up a portal to space

find someone, kidnap him and pound his ass.


Open up a portal to space

You're not quite sure how to do that.
put your ears directly up to the music block

You begin to ponder how much bass is in that (not-so) cleverly hidden music block.

You press a hidden button.

hoLY stuff THaT's LOuD

You promise to never do that again.
find someone, kidnap him and pound his ass.

After getting your ears blasted off, you walk to town and find a random partisan.

Suddenly, your inner criminal strikes up, and you have an idea.

You leap onto the partisan and tie him up.

You then proceed to start beating....




You start punching as hard as you can, feeling the pulsing hot blood releasing from his body. You hear a crack, and assume it was a bone. Then, after punching for five minutes straight, you feel his pulse.


He's dead.

Well um.
Steal his wallet i guess.

Find a car

After your beating, you figure you need to get away before anybody sees. So you try to find a car.

oh wow there's one right there

You find a pair of sunglasses in the backseat, and turn on the radio. You feel fine.
Well um.
Steal his wallet i guess.
You already did. Who wouldn't?

take the body into your car and then kidnap someone, and then have a threesome with the body and the kidnaped person

see if there's any good comedy stations

go back and eat his hair

take the body into your car and then kidnap someone, and then have a threesome with the body and the kidnaped person
no

go back and eat his hair
That was his hat, Einstein.

see if there's any good comedy stations

You fiddle around with the radio, hoping to find some comedy.


...


...


Nothing.

see if there's a hammer around to destroy the construction sign to go to the next town

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