Author Topic: Dad Jokes (Read 2694 times)

Nicepoint · August 20, 2017, 05:03:37 AM

Idk if this has been done before, but rules be simple: post bad dad jokes.

What is brown and sticky?

a Stick

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gr8dayseth · August 20, 2017, 05:13:07 AM

hi dad i'm dad

cromartini · August 20, 2017, 05:13:33 AM

Lets get this out of the way

Son: Dad im hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, im dad.

Son: But dad im serious.

DAD: But i thought you were hungry.

Potatoh · August 20, 2017, 07:46:33 PM

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Iliketakingoutthebusiness · August 20, 2017, 09:41:52 PM

hey son.
you can tune a piano
but you cant
Tuna fish

Drydess · August 21, 2017, 12:22:52 AM

ughghghghgh

gr8dayseth · August 21, 2017, 08:22:04 AM

ughghghghgh

son r u ok

Dark Blockland Guard 2 · August 21, 2017, 10:44:44 AM

You're grounded

Snaked_Snake · August 21, 2017, 10:59:20 AM

You're grounded

Bloo Kirby the 2nd · August 21, 2017, 05:14:02 PM

I'd make a demopan joke but i'm too refined

Jefferson Block · August 21, 2017, 06:29:46 PM

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Luigi609² · August 21, 2017, 07:13:59 PM

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Woof · September 22, 2017, 08:43:52 AM

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

Redconer · September 22, 2017, 09:26:50 AM

"Cool! Is your dad Portuguese?"

"To correct you, I'm Portugoose because there's only one of me."

TheMrDoors · September 22, 2017, 06:35:19 PM

did you know that the french fries weren't cookies in france? they were cooked in greece