Would you rather...

[SuperSnake117]

I'd rather have no computer and have a hot girlfriend.

Would you rather

Have love with Elmo

Or

Make-out with the Cookie Monster?

[Ad Bot]

[Cryptic]

Elmo! unno why?

Would you rather, go to jail for attempted murder, and win the lottery in the same day
or
would you rather, get it on with a monkey, and win bananas for life?

[tapemaster21]

Bananas are tremendous.

Would you rather have an climax when someone claps 5 times and yells pancake, or Have love FOREVER.

[Jervan]

climax (trust me, after 4 times you kinda want her to stop)

Would you rather be stupid and live until 100 or be smart and live until 36?

[zackin5]

36

would you rather have every thing you want and be bored for the rest of your life? or..

never get what you want and have fun the rest of your life?

[Thalia]

Off topic: you skipped mine...

On topic: Male - I can feel real good at times

Would you rather, Halo or Call of Duty?

Vagina's have hundreds of times more sensors on them than snakees

36

would you rather have every thing you want and be bored for the rest of your life? or..

never get what you want and have fun the rest of your life?

Have everything and be bored.

Would you rather lose your computer or lose your mom?

[Doorman]

Lose my computer. I would just ask my mom for a new one. :P

Would you rather be straight or a homoloveual?

[SuperSnake117]

Lose my computer. I would just ask my mom for a new one. :P

Would you rather be straight or a homoloveual?

...Straight...

Would you rather have love with the ugliest person on earth to save the world?

Or...

Not and let the world go boom.

[Jervan]

Not and let the world go boom.

Would you rather buy LotRO or WoW?

[SuperSnake117]

Not and let the world go boom.

Would you rather buy LotRO or WoW?

WoW.

Would you rather stab your face or stab your heart? (both with a knife and both accurate.)

[Doorman]

My heart, my facce is too beautiful to ruin :P

Would you rather get struck by lighting or be shot in the snake?

[SuperSnake117]

My heart, my facce is too beautiful to ruin :P

Would you rather get struck by lighting or be shot in the snake?

Scrotum.

Hi or Hey?

[XD!]

hey

would you rather
be thrown in some kind of hentai situation*(the really sick kind, where its really, and i mean really messed up) for about an hour
or
play runnescape and talk liek dis!!!111one!!!11, for the rest of your life
*possibly something to prove i cannot spell that well...

[ciber spy]

the first one

would you rather
rape a cat 
or
be forced to eat a live baby bunny

[XD!]

the bunny >:3