post your favorite satirical news articles

[Trogtor]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/drastic-measures-these-scientists-repelled-invasiv-2384

yes cnn counts too

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[Trogtor]

nevermind i have a new favorite

http://babylonbee.com/news/hell-introduces-13-new-varieties-pineapple-pizza/

[JumboMuffin]

daily stormer is unavailable right now

[e-maxx]

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/Annoying Orange-pours-himself-glass-chocolate-syrup-rocks-un-56746

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/home-depot-releases-new-bluetooth-cordless-hose-56446

[Snaked_Snake]

The first link has actual roosters e-maxx might wanna remove it.

[Nal]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/speeding-game-mlb-will-no-longer-allow-pitchers-de-6166

[Super Suit 12]

The first link has actual roosters e-maxx might wanna remove it.

e-maxx hasn't edited his post and the chocolate syrup thing does not have roosters. in fact neither of the links have roosters. what

[hootaloo]

https://speld.nl/2017/08/24/niemand-heeft-door-dat-er-achterin-het-witte-huis-een-jonglerende-aap-staat/

[Refticus]

the ebola quarantine room

one big ass ear of corn

[Kidalex90]

this isnt an article buts its from the onion so frick you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG6qB1X9Y2k

[Nonnel]

e-maxx hasn't edited his post and the chocolate syrup thing does not have roosters. in fact neither of the links have roosters. what

I'm pretty sure one of the Onion's articles is "our photo editor accidentally pixelated everything but this man's genitals!" so it doesn't show up every time

[Trymos]

http://www.theonion.com/article/hundreds-miniature-sean-hannitys-burst-roger-ailes-56052

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm3wcgdM6_c

[Trogtor]

e-maxx hasn't edited his post and the chocolate syrup thing does not have roosters. in fact neither of the links have roosters. what

if you scroll down theres '10 Giant roosters' but its a slideshow you have to click on and the first image is 'The Onion NSFW' so you cant really see them unless you click on it

[e-maxx]

oops

[Køtt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm1U5E44W90