i'm no longer british
i'm italian
i got the rubbish villa wifi to work on my craptop
mosquitos has devoured me
flies beg for me to give them my food
my TV doesnt work
there's only two converter plugs so me and my family has to share
i get a room to myself with a double bed so i can cry every night because i have no gamer gf :((((
the pool is cold as antartica
i get to stare at myself when im on my laptop through a mirror
and i can sing this;
WHEN THE MOON HIT YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATS A MOREI
i'm having the time of my life :)
