Stick Heroes - Chapter 3: Neon Raid

[TableSalt]

sharpen axe on tavern

[Ad Bot]

[Lukas75TheSecond]

let's hit the tavern or whatever and get smaaaashed

Your team goes in and gets SMASHED FROM ALL THE Beverages you order. Anything you do will be done poorly and lasts for 7 turns

Smash the tavern.

You can't be bad at smashing if you've been SMASHED, so you break the tavern piece by piece. No one tries to stop you as they are helpless. The bar tender seems to be trying to find guards. -10 Rep

Warning! Your rep has dropped from friendly to neutral!

If you want details about rep, ask.

sharpen axe on tavern

Your axe is much stronger after the sharpening.

[Cubone]

hey guys, let's become an evil gang and wreck havoc on towns 'n stuff

[Ayebee123]

"Nurah, hra you stuapid ar quhat? Rwe are hreo, gyu! "

[Lukas75TheSecond]

hey guys, let's become an evil gang and wreck havoc on towns 'n stuff

You're going to have to do more BAD things to drop your reputation than that. Your story will also change

"Nurah, hra you stuapid ar quhat? Rwe are hreo, gyu! "

Weh u can awis suy sawee two daw pepol

[cromartini]

hey guys, let's become an evil gang and wreck havoc on towns 'n stuff

Cni git som hcaos hlemte oer suhm shieth

[Potatoh]

buy a beer

[Ayebee123]

I blindly shoot a random party member with an arrow.

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Cni git som hcaos hlemte oer suhm shieth

I dnnuz fi u cna

buy a beer

You find a beer on the floor. You keep it with you after dropping it 10 times because of your intoxication

I blindly shoot a random party member with an arrow.

The 8 sided dice rolls a 6. You shoot Neo in the Knee. -5HP!

[cromartini]

Lvea eth pbu adn byu an hlemet

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Lvea eth pbu adn byu an hlemet

wlle a healmt saw no hte guornd, os yuo pkic ti pu (after dropping it a thousand times) +4DEF

Guards have arrived. There are 3 of them, and you have 3 more turns before you become sober again.

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Bump

[Cubone]

I zap 'em with emperor palpatine-esque lightning

[TableSalt]

i sit back and watch you guys do things

[cromartini]

I flal no hte fllro adn psas otu