who said anything about a shower we talking about super soaker toilets here
Realistically speaking, if you've always used bidets, your starfish is probably pretty clean all the time, meaning that the towel probably isn't that dirty. I doubt a bidet will just shoot a tiny ass stream of water at your starfish, I'm sure it's got some force in there.
what the forget does that even mean
I doubt that a little bit of water in your starfish is going to ruin your water bill.