Author Topic: Hello Yes, I need Girlfriend help. (Read 2540 times)

PhantOS · October 06, 2017, 08:49:59 PM

Hi guys. Once again I am looking for a girlfriend. But now I got a chest. I got a six pack and I�m back to tell you that no chest, no love. So I am back and I�m looking for a girlfriend, all right.

I am looking for a girlfriend so if you know a girl who is single, tag her right now. Because I am looking for a girl to sleep on my body, to touch my six pack, to feel my chest and I want a girl to go to the movies with me, hold hands with me and have love with me.

So if you know a girl who can resist and not resist my lovey body tag her right now. Because I got a chest and a six pack and I am looking for a girlfriend.

Every day i pray for a girlfriend to sleep on my six pack

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Ayebee123 · October 06, 2017, 09:45:36 PM

Quote from: phflack on October 06, 2017, 02:47:21 PM

Play dwarf fortress

bitch your going to make him look too good that he'll blind the girl.
(but seriously play dwarf fortress its good)

phflack · October 07, 2017, 08:54:12 AM

Quote from: Ayebee123 on October 06, 2017, 09:45:36 PM

bitch your going to make him look too good that he'll blind the girl.
(but seriously play dwarf fortress its good)

all part of the !!FUN!!

Woof · October 07, 2017, 09:02:54 AM

If all else fails, hail Dopinder to help you kidnap her. Dopinder will only ask you for a high-five.

mod-man · October 07, 2017, 09:10:03 AM

just do what any alpha chad would do and go out and stand outside the busiest gamestop (or eb games, which ever is swarming with more potential) and hold up signs professing your search for the one true cutie patootie

she biologically cant resist

NotBomberguy · October 07, 2017, 01:26:25 PM

stick it in her pooper