Author Topic: Hello Yes, I need Girlfriend help. (Read 2539 times)

torin� · October 06, 2017, 03:58:53 PM

Quote from: hootaloo on October 06, 2017, 03:52:43 PM

this is like the first time ive seen someone ruin that quote and its lowkey satisfying for some reason??

im still salty about when i got chainbanned because of nonnel

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Nonnel · October 06, 2017, 04:07:15 PM

to be fair my message was "lol ok tony" to begin with, then I changed it to reserved for like ten minutes and changed it back

Alternat�ve · October 06, 2017, 04:10:59 PM

We need background information, young shagger

Juncoph · October 06, 2017, 04:14:31 PM

when she goes to starbucks and nobody's looking slam her head into a doorframe or table so she's KO'd and people only turn around in time to see her fall/be unconscious on the ground

explain to the onlookers that you're her friend and that she's seizure prone (hence why she fell and hit her head), and that you're gonna take her to a hospital

drive her to your house and put her in the dungeon

use drugs and tough love to incite stockholm syndrome before her family and friends start calling the cops about her missing

once stockholm syndrome's going strong, stick it in her pooper

Rally · October 06, 2017, 04:17:15 PM

Quote from: Hansome duded on October 06, 2017, 02:38:34 PM

I am a 12-30 year old straight male searching on a lego internet forum requesting help on how to win over this girl I like. Please offer all the help you can, for I'm sure this video game forum has tons of information on how to get women.

What do you mean "win over"? The only actual answer here is to approach her and ask her out without even really thinking about it. The more elaborate your plan is the less likely it is to actually work.

-Pablo- · October 06, 2017, 04:27:27 PM

offer her the local time and temperature from td bank

Alternat�ve · October 06, 2017, 04:40:47 PM

If you're attractive: kiss her

If you're unattractive: make her laugh, then kiss her

Blockomaniac · October 06, 2017, 04:41:22 PM

binge watch matt hoss vids

Kyuande · October 06, 2017, 04:43:49 PM

I thought coolguy32 was posting this because of the avatar

Drydess · October 06, 2017, 04:50:34 PM

i can hook you up with a boyfriend

torin� · October 06, 2017, 05:00:25 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on October 06, 2017, 04:07:15 PM

to be fair my message was "lol ok tony" to begin with, then I changed it to reserved for like ten minutes and changed it back

it was probably because of the drama that was going on, i forgot that thread even existed when i posted that

Dreams_Of_Cheese · October 06, 2017, 05:02:36 PM

Quote from: Rally on October 06, 2017, 04:17:15 PM

What do you mean "win over"? The only actual answer here is to approach her and ask her out without even really thinking about it. The more elaborate your plan is the less likely it is to actually work.

No, you fool. The only way to get women to like me is to trick them into having feelings (I am too smart for those, btw) and then having lots of love.

Rally · October 06, 2017, 05:06:36 PM

Hey, so my birthday is coming up on saturday, and I want to ask you for something, but it's pretty inappropriate. i've always found you pretty gorgeous, and i'd love to have a nice lovey picture of you to admire. with, like, boobies. i realize this is a pretty tall order, so if i'm reaching way too far, i apologize. i'll never bring it up again. it would, of course, be just between you and me, kept in a safe location, etc. am i just straight up loving insane to ask something like this?

Maxwell. · October 06, 2017, 05:08:18 PM

Quote from: torin� on October 06, 2017, 03:58:53 PM

im still salty about when i got chainbanned because of nonnel

brother that was your own doing

beachbum111111 · October 06, 2017, 05:20:30 PM

Quote from: Maxwell. on October 06, 2017, 05:08:18 PM

brother that was your own doing

He only started it. He didn't think that people would turn it into a chain.