Hello Yes, I need Girlfriend help.

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I am a 12-30 year old straight male searching on a lego internet forum requesting help on how to win over this girl I like. Please offer all the help you can, for I'm sure this video game forum has tons of information on how to get women.

Go to the gym and get /fit/




to the handicaps trying to get a chainban

to the handicaps trying to get a chainban
damnit i wanted to see some carnage


you came to the right place.


have you tried putting anonymous notes in her locker?
anything with yes or no checkboxes will do.

Go full yandere on her. Murder every competition until you're all she has.

Play dwarf fortress, that way you can brag to her that you know how to have !!FUN!! and are ready for a relationship
Plus, she'll probably want in on some of that !!FUN!!

forget her without her noticing

tell her you got an extra d in your name, and its not for no reason ;)

Just tell her that you're a pro-hillary-furry-tranloveual-feminist-rights-activist.

That is for sure going to get you the booty.

to the handicaps trying to get a chainban
this is like the first time ive seen someone ruin that quote and its lowkey satisfying for some reason??