Author Topic: Blockland Clinic: Doctor, I think I need a cure for this pain  (Read 2326 times)

Alright, BLF Doctors and Psychiatrists, I've come to you today for totally 100% serious suggestions on the cure for my current affliction, given your flawless history for giving me suggestions on these kinds of serious issues.

For about 6 months I was in a pretty bloody tight relationship with an opera singer, but we broke up earlier in the week. I interpreted the signs early and so I grieved over it for a day and was pretty much okay when the break-up happened, but since then it's been pretty hard to stop thinking about our best moments together and keep happy, and I'm really loving itching for a bit of intamcy during this rough period (my job is a dead-end and continues to make unreasonable demands which is putting the pressure on me to quit and re-evaluate my entire career prospects, and my diet, exercise and sleep patterns continue to plummet meaning I routinely feel absolutely awful).

What should I do, Forum Licensed Medical Professionals?

No, this is not a serious cry for help, I'm just looking for more Forum Simulator material.

hmm it might be tonsillitis again

move to america and meet my son

i dunno man are you sure you arent just gay
itching is a symptom of gay, right



my 2 minutes researching has lead me to believe you've got ass cancer

i dunno man are you sure you arent just gay
itching is a symptom of gay, right

i'm sry... we're gonna have to put u down...

tie a string around your neck, attach the other to a brick and throw it as hard as you can out the window



it aint over til the fat lady sings


update your sound drivers