Terrible jokes Megathread

[Woof]

Post terrible jokes and puns for the lols!

A guacamole are 6.02x10^23 guacas. You could say 6.02x10^23 is Avocado's number.

What does the olive oil say to the water? You DENSE motherforgeter!

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[snot2]

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[Trogtor]

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wrong thread this goes in the good jokes megathread

[Figure]

whats red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

her miscarriage

[Woof]

Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

Where do cows go for a date? To the moovies!

Come on guys!

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

pie crust forgets dogs

[Woof]

In Soviet Russia, dogs forget Pie Crust

[Maxwell.]

me

[VerticalHorizon]

where my father makes his moonshine is a secret still

how do you get down from an elephant?
you don't, you get down from a duck

why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
if they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans

i went to the doctor yesterday and he told me i have to stop masturbating. i asked him why and he said "because i'm sitting right here in front of you"

my wife's friend just lost his medical license for having love with patients. it's a real shame, he was the best veterinarian we knew

[Drydess]

me

[cooolguy32]

alex is a stupid monday

[Duck Quackington]

9 + 10 = 21

also im vegan

[TableSalt]

if you take a freebuild and switch the letters f and b you get a breefuild and if you put a bunch of brie cheese in it you get a brie-filled breefuild and if you make it short and have a bunch of hills you get a brief hilled brie-filled breefuild

[Cubone]

deez nuts and all those other stuffty vine memes

[TheABELBOTO]

hey Beter