America won a mech battle against Japan

[McJob]

Archive Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ouLX8Q9UM

Japan 0 v. America #1

Round 1 (Old Bots, Doesn't Count): Japan 1-punched the American bot, toppled over in 10 seconds.
Round 2: Both bots got stuck on each other, draw.
Round 3: America pulls out a loving chainsaw and hacks the Japs to death.

America has won.

[Ad Bot]

[tikitai]

not scripted at all

[Trogtor]

Round 1: Japan 1-punched the American bot, toppled over in 10 seconds.
Round 2: Both bots got stuck on each other, draw.
Round 3: America pulls out a loving chainsaw and hacks the Japs to death.

this just goes to prove every time japan hits we hit them back twice

[RedGajin]

this was considerably less exciting than i thought it was going to be

[McJob]

Better Dead Than Red

[Drydess]

you know come to think of it there's an awful lot of red on our flag

[Maxwell.]

ok the chainsaw was forgetin cool, and the fact these things can lift cars up

[ArmyUnit]

I hope the Japs come back in a few years with something huge.
And it better have a sword or something

I'm glad this first dual finally happened at least, even if it was a bit lackluster in spots.

[Nonnel]

to be fair the US already nuked japan twice so i think we should let them have robots

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

both sides lost in the end because investing money into a giant mech is actually a loving waste.
you know what could beat both though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcqHaPhkkM
loving. POWERED. EXOSKELETONS.
more maneuverable, can actually be heavily armored without breaking the loving legs, doesn't get knocked over by a gentle breeze, etc.

[McJob]

ELIMINATION

[Nonnel]

damnit shinji

[ArmyUnit]

both sides lost in the end because investing money into a giant mech is actually a loving waste.
you know what could beat both though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcqHaPhkkM
loving. POWERED. EXOSKELETONS.
more maneuverable, can actually be heavily armored without breaking the loving legs, doesn't get knocked over by a gentle breeze, etc.

That would just be MMA on steroids though

[Red Spy]

this just goes to prove every time japan hits we hit them back twice

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

That would just be MMA on steroids though

YOU SAY THAT LIKE ITS A BAD THING