mountain dew hate thread

[Goth77]

It's not just mtn dew either, orange soda has also started doing it, which makes it taste like stuff and go flat extremely quick.

Reminds me of the succubus missions in devil may cry (the secret ingredient)

Maybe this game was trying to tell us something

I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF stuff - Skip to about 5:40 for the best part

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

yeah, Big Soda is adding fire handicapant to our soft drinks. sure.

EDIT: edited poll, vote now

[Ragequit]

big soda im cracking up

[Woof]

I heard they also add Dihydrogen Monoxide in the reduction process, which is not only a flame handicapant, but also the primary active chemical in industrial floor cleaners and human waste disposal.

It can also be used to efficiently drown someone.

[The Murderous Cop]

bitch have you even tried the other flavors
whiteout is amazing and i really couldn't care about the regular one

[Figure]

mountain dew made me gay

[Rally]

It can also be used to efficiently drown someone.

They use the stuff in nuclear loving power plants. It's an engine coolant. You seriously can't make this stuff up. It's known that if you consume too much of it at once, you can experience a rapid shift in your body chemistry leading to a lack of sodium resulting in death. Your brain can swell and herniate. Yet the government allows this to be put into soft drinks. We need a ban on DHMOs.

[Trogtor]

how can a flame be handicapped they cant even talk

[RedGajin]

they cant even talk

exactly

[Rigel]

I heard they also add Dihydrogen Monoxide in the reduction process, which is not only a flame handicapant, but also the primary active chemical in industrial floor cleaners and human waste disposal.

egad, whatsoever shall we do about this horrid chemical H2O?

[HellHound]

big soda im cracking up

you could say they're Extra Large

[TristanLuigi]

mountain dew is garbage
except i still get baja blast every time i go to taco bell

[ßlöükfáce]

i hereby order that this thread be forgeted in the ass and thrown in the dumpster

[Blockomaniac]

orange fanta or heck off

[The Young Avenger]

dr. pepper is the only good soda and you're all nerds