"Let me fill you in on something.
No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die.
Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die.
Bet you didn't know that, did you?
I've gone through space and time so many
times that I haven't aged like a normal person.
Who knows, I might be 1,000 years old, or even 10,000 years old.
But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart!
Is that funny?
It is, isn't it?
Does it make you laugh?
*cough* *wheeze*
Are you laughing at me?!"