my microwave just tried to strangle me in my sleep

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it's all true! the machines are is risen!

I just spoke to my toaster, turns out it was a false alarm... sorry for scaring y'all

luckilyl the captchas will protect us








microwaves don't have legs idiot how can this be true?

maybe you shouldn't have tried to stick your richard in it

     
                  This is a good idea for a new movie called Haunted microwave

Someone call Steven King