mcjob saw these posts i made and now hes threatening to take our kids away from me and all the way to port douglas someone please help
To be mcfair, you have to have a very mchigh IQ to understand mcUbisoft games. The mcgameplay is extremely mcsubtle, and without a solid grasp of their broken mcphysics most of the enjoyment will go over a typical mcgamers head. There’s also Ubisofts nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his terrible games- its personal philosophy draws heavily from EA, for instance. The mcfans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual mccapacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mcgames, to mcrealise that they’re not just Great™ mcGames™- they say something deep about mcLIFE. As a mcconsequence people who dislike mcUbisoft games truly ARE mcidiots- of course they wouldn’t mcappreciate, for mcinstance, the mcphysics in watch mcdogs, which itself is a cryptic reference to the flat earthers theory of mcphyscs. I’m mcsmirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated mcsimpletons scratching their mcheads in mcconfusion as mcUbisofts mcgenius wit unfolds itself on their mctelevision screens. What fools.. how I mcpity them.
And yes, by the mcway, i mcDO have a Marcus Holloway tattoo on my left mcasscheek. And no, you cannot mcsee it. It’s for the mcladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to mcdemonstrate that they’re within 5 mcIQ points of my own (preferably mclower) beforehand. Nothin mcpersonnel kid
