Don't Touch Your Peen 2018

Poll

Are you doing Don't Touch Your Peen 2018?

Yes
15 (28.3%)
No
12 (22.6%)
How do I masturbate
26 (49.1%)

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Verification

December 03, 2017, 05:44:21 PM
dont touch your peen 2019

benefits
- You become a wizard. No special interest is strong enough to get you fapping

cons
- Women don't like you, say you dont have enough of the social construct "love drive"

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Malleo100

December 03, 2017, 05:46:44 PM
this is impossible for me as i cannot go a day without jacking off

Darth C3P0²

December 03, 2017, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: Malleo100 on December 03, 2017, 05:46:44 PM
this is impossible for me as i cannot go a day without jacking off

I can tell.

bigcapitalbaka

December 03, 2017, 05:54:30 PM
on day 365 of this procrastination prohibiting year you will be able to ascend to the heavens, manipulate the 11 dimensions, control whether or not god exists, and truly behold rick and morty for all its intellectual glory

Trogtor

December 03, 2017, 06:05:34 PM
i touched my weiner once since i was eight. i haven't done it since. its the only reason im so powerful to this day.

Remurr

December 03, 2017, 06:29:42 PM
you're playing a dangerous game. anybody who does this will be pent up with a year's worth, and when those timebombs blow, you best bet there will be global supernuts. unless that is your plan...

crazies alt

December 03, 2017, 08:38:18 PM
i will do this

Master Shadow Phoenix

December 03, 2017, 08:45:40 PM
Blueballs Aplenty 2020

Also, those who participate in DTYP 2018 must also undergo DTYP 2019 because they both rhyme.

Nonnel

December 03, 2017, 09:36:32 PM
your mind will be powerful but your arm will be WEAK

Red Spy

December 03, 2017, 09:37:20 PM
i'd require an ungodly amount of distractions in order to get through this

ReddBoi

December 03, 2017, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: Trogtor on December 03, 2017, 06:05:34 PM
i touched my weiner once since i was eight. i haven't done it since. its the only reason im so powerful to this day.

may i have some of your pöwer

IkeTheGeneric

December 03, 2017, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Trogtor on December 03, 2017, 06:05:34 PM
i touched my weiner once since i was eight. i haven't done it since. its the only reason im so powerful to this day.

if you haven't touched it yet how do you pee idiot lol i bet you pee sitting down like a woman

Trogtor

December 03, 2017, 10:18:27 PM
Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on December 03, 2017, 10:17:20 PM
if you haven't touched it yet how do you pee idiot lol i bet you pee sitting down like a woman

Red Spy

December 03, 2017, 10:18:53 PM

Charles Barkley

December 03, 2017, 10:19:03 PM
Ike you've lost this arguement
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