Betelgeuse has a snapchat and it’s loving amazing

[Darth C3P0²]

he vaped so hard snow fell

[Ad Bot]

[FelipeO_O_]

I though you died

[snot2]

lost his hearing due to meningitis

[Zloff]

infamous vape god of autism

[yehellis3246]

thanks to him my school had a snow day

[Darth C3P0²]

vaping made him deaf
but for real is he actually deaf

[Masterlegodude]

vaping made him deaf
but for real is he actually deaf

Yes, except for the time he heard a fart

[Red Spy]

Yes, except for the time he heard a fart

blessed thread

[yehellis3246]

except for the time he heard a fart

jesus gave him temporary hearing to hear that fart
so jesus needed him to hear that fart so he could hear a final fart until he became deaf again

[Brillo.]

the nigerian god himself

[yehellis3246]

also anyone notice betelgeuse sounds like a secret language betel made to communicate secret stuff in public with his friends

[Outland Predator]

This is our god everybody.

[Figure]

say it 3 times and he appears

[Masterlegodude]

say it 3 times and he appears

[yehellis3246]

say it 3 times and he appears

you do it and give us a photo if he does appear