
You put your small tablet on the counter while you wait for an order. It cost you around $1000. The minimum is $650 but nobody gets the bare bones. Even if you did did the $650 model, your keyboard just didn't seem to detect the iPad after a few uses. That cost you
$170. And it turns out maybe those pens aren't so durable after all, the rubber tip nearly broke off but before that happened it stopped working after it rolled off the table one too many times.
That cost another $100.And then a random thug snatched your iPad Pro off the countertop, running away. You called 911, but the police officer got very upset that you called for a non-emergency. (He let you off with a warning, how nice.) The iPad was sold on Craigslist less than a day later for half the retail price. You wish you had gotten a macbook air like the rest of the kids.