Corrupt the above user's wish

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granted but steam shuts down
I wish

You wished. Thats it. There is nothing special.
I wish for the ability to spawn, move, duplicate, and delete objects in real life.

granted but doing it gives you a really bad migraine

i wish to have muscles

granted but your muscles will pop if you overexert
i wish to fflllllllyyyyyyyyy

granted but you can only fly 2m above the ground
I wish to be able to create portals of any size anywhere anytime

Granted, but after you created 50 portals, you will get an error message stating that portal creation is no longer possible

i wish to be half fox, who knows why.

granted but youre in eternal pain

i wish to have non-red text

granted. you now have white text.
i wish to have dog

granted, but you get a beat up dog that is on the verge of dying.
i wish to be able to teleport

granted, but you get a beat up dog that is on the verge of dying.
i wish to be able to teleport
wish granted, but every teleportation causes time to move forward a week
i wish to destroy jake pau;l

granted, but logan paul comes to your house, and shoots you with a shotgun.
i wish for my house to be across the street from a mall

granted, but logan paul comes to your house, and shoots you with a shotgun.
i wish for my house to be across the street from a mall
granted but the mall is stuck in a limbo that is black friday all day, every day, all the time

i wish i got better at controlling vehicles in blockland

granted, but the only vehicle you could drive was a crappy jalopy that was slow and unreliable

i wish i had 1,000,000 subscribers on my youtube channel and was very successful

rac let other people type jfc

Granted, youtube shuts down your channel a day later after a new strict no furry policy is placed.

I wish for santa to not give me women's shoes.

granted, he gives you baby shoes instead
I wish blockland was a popular game