weirdest/most embarassing things that have happened to you in public?

[SwiftHyena2593]

so this is a thread where you discuss the most weirdest or embarassing things that have happened to you in public.
first one. i was in my math class, settling down. i had my dad on my mind, and out of nowhere, i said, "i love you dad."
i felt very embarassed afterwards.
second one happened the same day as the first one.
i was at the mall, walking around. i was in this department store called bon-ton, which if you dont know what that is

The Bon-Ton is a department store chain headquartered in York, Pennsylvania and Milwaukee, Wisconsin. There are 267 stores, which includes nine furniture galleries and four clearance centers, in 26 states. Other brands operated by The Bon-Ton include Bergner's, Boston Store, Carson's, Elder-Beerman, Herberger's, and Younkers.

anyways i was there, and i pushed one of their carts out of the mall entrance, and set off an alarm. i literally went back in, and admited to doing it to one of the employees. jesus im stupid.'
anyways discuss your most embarassing momments.

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i walked outside and mowed the lawn and even talked to a neighbor when a parade passed our street with some ripped basketball shorts showing my underwear

[Red Spy]

i fell on my ass while playing soccer once. best friend said like half of the audience saw it

[carolcat]

my eyebrows in 9th/10th grade

[Køtt]

It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not forget her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

[carolcat]

It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not forget her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

ew necrohpilia

[SwiftHyena2593]

It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not forget her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

[Drydess]

whenever i go ice skating it's always ridiculously sad because i fall twenty times per minute

[Daswiruch]

my mom embarrassed the forget out of me at a zaxby's by being a total bitch to the cashier
by the look on the cashier's face i could tell that she was uncomfortable as forget and so was i

[cooolguy32]

my mom embarrassed the forget out of me at a zaxby's by being a total bitch to the cashier
by the look on the cashier's face i could tell that she was uncomfortable as forget and so was i

same sort of happened to me when my dad started yelling at my Asian swin teacher for being strict a long time ago

[Meth]

scammer in NYC started stuff talking to my dad and they were both yelling at each other

at a swimming lesson someone who i believe is on the spectrum was splashing water everywhere and the parent i think had to apologize

[OrangeMan³]

i forgot to bring my gun to the local furry convention so everyone thought i was serious about being there

[carolcat]

my mom embarrassed the forget out of me at a zaxby's by being a total bitch to the cashier
by the look on the cashier's face i could tell that she was uncomfortable as forget and so was i

my mom does this a lot and then when i tell her to calm down and please stop screaming at the cashier for not accepting her coupon, i get yelled at next

[Figure]

i slipped into the wrong pusillanimous individual

[Curse You]

snorted while laughing