< an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
< my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
< SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
< can't fink of somethin tah say
< "OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
< she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
< "DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF stuff"
< IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
< "OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
< that fill wun no GEE-EFF
