How do I walk on ice without falling through
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Juncoph

January 01, 2018, 01:55:36 PM
1. be lighter (best option)
2. increase weight dispersion across the ice - this doesn't just mean snow shoes though because in this case we're trying to disperse it across a single, continuous structure (the ice sheet above the water below) - as opposed to mud or snow, where it's just a matter of not falling straight in because there's no structure. to increase weight dispersion, you'll need some rediculous stuff like mega-long skis

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Conan

January 01, 2018, 02:05:08 PM
Quote from: Juncoph on January 01, 2018, 01:55:36 PM
1. be lighter (best option)
2. increase weight dispersion across the ice - this doesn't just mean snow shoes though because in this case we're trying to disperse it across a single, continuous structure (the ice sheet above the water below) - as opposed to mud or snow, where it's just a matter of not falling straight in because there's no structure. to increase weight dispersion, you'll need some rediculous stuff like mega-long skis


so, the only way to cross thin ice is to have skis as long as the surface of water you’re crossing?

Electrk..

January 01, 2018, 02:05:49 PM
just build a bridge over it and walk on that

Drydess

January 01, 2018, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: Electrk.. on January 01, 2018, 02:05:49 PM
just build a bridge over it and walk on that
alternatively use electrk's dead body as a raft

Electrk..

January 01, 2018, 02:07:33 PM
not today forgeto

Conan

January 01, 2018, 02:09:02 PM
Quote from: Drydess on January 01, 2018, 02:06:12 PM
alternatively use electrk's dead body as a raft
The Right Tool For The Job

Doughboy

January 01, 2018, 02:26:22 PM
cold jesus

phflack

January 01, 2018, 02:27:28 PM
Quote from: Electrk.. on January 01, 2018, 02:05:49 PM
just build a bridge over it and walk on that
they did build a bridge
it was made out of ice

Juncoph

January 01, 2018, 02:46:07 PM
Quote from: Conan on January 01, 2018, 02:05:08 PM
so, the only way to cross thin ice is to have skis as long as the surface of water you’re crossing?

8-12ish feet

16-Bit

January 01, 2018, 02:50:47 PM
ice skate

ChappersTeddy

January 01, 2018, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: Juncoph on January 01, 2018, 01:55:36 PM
1. be lighter (best option)
but if what you're way too light and the ice gets confused and just constantly asks you how you lost that weight

Juncoph

January 01, 2018, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: ChappersTeddy on January 01, 2018, 02:59:37 PM
but if what you're way too light and the ice gets confused and just constantly asks you how you lost that weight

whatever you do don't break the ice in that convo

Drydess

January 01, 2018, 03:07:37 PM
Quote from: Juncoph on January 01, 2018, 03:01:36 PM
whatever you do don't break the ice in that convo
just keep your cool

ChappersTeddy

January 01, 2018, 03:19:30 PM
Quote from: Juncoph on January 01, 2018, 03:01:36 PM
whatever you do don't break the ice in that convo
Quote from: Drydess on January 01, 2018, 03:07:37 PM
just keep your cool
chill the forget out with these puns thaw forgets sake

two and a half limericks

January 01, 2018, 03:22:58 PM
you need the perk for it
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