Author Topic: How do I walk on ice without falling through  (Read 2826 times)


Turn yourself into a baby put an ice cube on the ice and sliiiide

Alternatively be really awkward and handicapped

One more method I haven't personally tested is to spill the Milk and then Cry over it, wait and march proudly over your Bridge of Milk and Tears
« Last Edit: January 01, 2018, 04:30:28 PM by Mardalf »

army crawl without bashing your elbows into the ice
ogm copier >:O

if you break the ice before you step on it, you can't fall through while crossing it because its already gone.

the ice gets thinner the further out you are, but if the ice looks cloudy and stable about 20 feet from the shore, chances are it's the same all the way across the lake.

go so fast the ice doesnt have time to break


dig a hole in the ground and then plow through the ice

it worked for the Titanic

would jesus need a snowboard?

im like 95-100 pounds so this might not work for you but i just act like im loving sneakin around
use light footing, dont stomp or use hard steps if you're not using something like stilettos

Flamethrower. See? Problem is solved. No more ice to step on and break.