[news] hawaii makes a missile threat mistake

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lets make like a banana and split

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[Red Spy]

id be surprised if you felt any part of american life would change if any part of the country gets nuked, given how you often take the "doesnt really matter" point of view in political discussions.

dont mistake lack of seriousness for nihilism

[Lapis the Floran]

i live in hawaii
>alert pops up
oh forget

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i live in hawaii
>alert pops up
oh forget

>>>>>Mfw!!! :D

[Lapis the Floran]

i live in hawaii
>alert pops up
oh forget

my profile picture is literally how i felt like when that was going on
"prepare"

[Shift Kitty]

my profile picture is literally how i felt like when that was going on
"prepare"

i don't think a gun stops you from being blown up

[Lapis the Floran]

i don't think a gun stops you from being blown up

no deadass lookin fallout 4 motherforgeters goin to kill me
note : joke

[The Brighter Dark]

lmfao "the fcc will be launching a full investigation..".

so what, you'll investigate a false missile alarm but you wont investigate millions of fake comments submitted by dead people? stuffs forgeted

[Lapis the Floran]

lmfao "the fcc will be launching a full investigation..".

so what, you'll investigate a false missile alarm but you wont investigate millions of fake comments submitted by dead people? stuffs forgeted

ikr

[Red Spy]

millions of fake comments submitted by dead people? stuffs forgeted

"hey fcc i know everyone knows what happens here but can you launch a full investigation anyway hm thanks"

[Lapis the Floran]

if nk actually nuked everyone then wouldn't they forget themselves up because japan and sk is right next to them so the fallout would kill him
seoul is the closest city (and the capital of SK) to the DMZ of NK


also if you want to cripple the military you can just launch a forget ton of conventional missiles instead of loving using nuclear ones smh

[Red Spy]

if nk actually nuked everyone then wouldn't they forget themselves up because japan and sk is right next to them so the fallout would kill him

by that logic everyone in japan died after we nuked them twice

[Lapis the Floran]

by that logic everyone in japan died after we nuked them twice

japan would be shown no mercy
we literally nuked them twice why nuke em another time let them draw anime idfk


why did north korea decide to nuke japan again?

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lapis never stop posting

[Lapis the Floran]

lapis never stop posting

yes