[news] ur boy is in pain

[Nix the Glaceon]

i think i ate undercooked shrimp at red lobster and i got a super bad stomachache and a sore rectum

can anybody help me this seriously hurts how do i stop it from hurting

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[SubDaWoofer]

sore rectum

didnt need to see this thanks

[TheABELBOTO]

There's only one way out now...

[gr8dayseth]

pepto bismol should help
hope u get better soon!!

[Daswiruch]

brain death is the only way out

[Juncoph]

pepto bismol

if the cunts at red lobster arent violating hygeine laws then their seafood probably isn't contaminated, since anything the shrimp had during its lifetime wouldnt normally affect land animals

unless you got forgeted, the worst case scenario is you ate pseudo-sushi

edit: unless the shrimp were farm raised in which case land pathogens could easily have infected em

[Canis]

paeudo-sushi

[Blockomaniac]

tide pods should help

[Foxscotch]

are you my boy, after all?

[The Resonte!]

did you get diarrhea

[gr8dayseth]

w-wait no

[Juncoph]

The Power Of A Typo ....

[Insert Name Here²]

pepto bismol

[Nix the Glaceon]

did you get diarrhea

yes actually

stomachache went away but my ass is actually killing me, im gonna take a bath and hope it instantly cures it because this is awful

[Nix the Glaceon]

god damnit i think i might have a fissure because the water hurt too