Crazy Girl Thread

[Taciturn]

Just one. I only know her via the magic of the internet thank god.

Just one of those girls that needs validation every second of every day, and will try to guilt you if she doesn't get it. And like she doesn't have any interests. She just obsesses over whatever her current target is vaguely interested in. You can't have a normal conversation with this chick 'cause she'll just try to agree with you no matter what you say.

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[Insert Name Here²]

My step mom

She is a manipulator, extremely selfish, steals from everyone (me, my dad, her own family, random people, etc), drug addict and will steal and sell whatever she can for it, violent, abusive, etc etc

Recently got my dad arrested and then lied to the police about what happened, kicked me out of my own home and now I'm living with my step-grandparents, with my dad still in jail

I loving hate her and I literally hope she overdoses hard for causing so much bullstuff

[Mr_Minecraft]

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I love these stories, it was a good read tbh.

[Haywold]

ive got this vegan girl in my class who is incredibly skinny and short and yells at people when they get near the fish we have in my school vivarium because were "scaring them" and will get visibly upset when anyone talks about meat or any animal by-product and will lecture you on why its horrible. she went out of her way to tell people that dissecting a frog is horrible and is cruel to the animal on some website we use for school.

[Boomsticks Alt]

ive got this vegan girl in my class who is incredibly skinny and short and yells at people when they get near the fish we have in my school vivarium because were "scaring them" and will get visibly upset when anyone talks about meat or any animal by-product and will lecture you on why its horrible. she went out of her way to tell people that dissecting a frog is horrible and is cruel to the animal on some website we use for school.

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so can people still eat meat at your school or will she like tell the principal or somethin

[Haywold]

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so can people still eat meat at your school or will she like tell the principal or somethin

yeah we can eat meat, she just lectures some people shes friends with on why its cruel and horrible to eat meat and makes disgusted noises when the lunch has meat in it   

[Trogtor]

wtf wrong thread lol

[Mega-Bear]

A couple years ago I was seeing this girl, and one day I was up in her dorm room and bam!! she starts taking my pants off. I'm thinking all right I like where this is going. but then she forgetin bolts out of the room with my pants and underwear. Turns out this was just one of her attempts to expose my richard to her roommates-- there were other attempts, yes. In hindsight I'm actually the craziest person in that situation cause I gave her a second chance and she pulled the same goofs.

[Aplem]

Back when I was in High School I had a girlfriend that was very clingy. About a week or two after we went "official" in her eyes, I bought a motorcycle. I ended up spending a large chunk of my days riding around on it and going on road trips when I wasn't at school.

After I had gone on a weekend trip with it, I got back to school and pulled into my parking spot. There she was, standing there looking at me. Then, in a parking lot full of people, she started yelling at me accusing me of cheating on her. But not just cheating on her, cheating on her with my motorcycle.

My motorcycle.

My loving motorcycle. She thought I was having love. With. My. Motorcycle.

[gr8dayseth]

A couple years ago I was seeing this girl, and one day I was up in her dorm room and bam!! she starts taking my pants off. I'm thinking all right I like where this is going. but then she forgetin bolts out of the room with my pants and underwear. Turns out this was just one of her attempts to expose my richard to her roommates-- there were other attempts, yes. In hindsight I'm actually the craziest person in that situation cause I gave her a second chance and she pulled the same goofs.

did they like ur pecker tho

[Mega-Bear]

did they like ur pecker tho

Luckily nobody had to see little caesar because one of my roommates intercepted her in the hall and brought me my pants.

[gr8dayseth]

now that's a bro

[TheABELBOTO]

A couple years ago I was seeing this girl, and one day I was up in her dorm room and bam!! she starts taking my pants off. I'm thinking all right I like where this is going. but then she forgetin bolts out of the room with my pants and underwear. Turns out this was just one of her attempts to expose my richard to her roommates-- there were other attempts, yes. In hindsight I'm actually the craziest person in that situation cause I gave her a second chance and she pulled the same goofs.

I had an Ex who did grade school tier stuff like this like wanting me to chase her and stuff. I just said forget that and ended it a week later lol

[Boomsticks Alt]

Back when I was in High School I had a girlfriend that was very clingy. About a week or two after we went "official" in her eyes, I bought a motorcycle. I ended up spending a large chunk of my days riding around on it and going on road trips when I wasn't at school.

After I had gone on a weekend trip with it, I got back to school and pulled into my parking spot. There she was, standing there looking at me. Then, in a parking lot full of people, she started yelling at me accusing me of cheating on her. But not just cheating on her, cheating on her with my motorcycle.

My motorcycle.

My loving motorcycle. She thought I was having love. With. My. Motorcycle.

tbh you probably did forget your motercycle

[ReddBoi]

i swear to god dude half the gals in my school should be in a mental hospital
affecting me though, there's one instance where this chick that's largely cool but still kinda forgeted up in her own way confessed her love to me and when i told her that i already had a gf (first one at the time) she went batstuff crazy and said she'd kill herself if i didn't love her or something along those lines. anyways i knew she wouldn't actually do it but she still got real depressed afterwards. there's a real forgetin horrible Self Delete problem at my school (especially for a small town like mine) so i wasn't blunt about anything. she's alright and chill but she just has moments that make you wonder how she's still alive

u a handsome bitch