(puts on gay maid outfit and posts it in post real life pictures of yourself)
what you think everyone else says:
AWOOOGGAA Hot Trap OwO
what everyone else thinks:
what a gross creepy friend
actually i post those because you closet homoloveuals give such great reactions when you try so hard to signal to your fellow Straight MalesTM that you are not gay
and by the way, if you've had to buy an alt to post on a fake lego game forum you are instantly a joke