forget rats!!!

[Mr Queeba]

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If you want to murder rats well I got good news for you...

[Ragequit]

put that dude in a trash bag and just pummel all your hard funiture with him

[Puppyguard]

If you don't have any pets, you could place some rat poison in peanut butter near where he lurks.
If you do have pets, I highly recommend against this, unless you can keep them away from the poison at all times.

[PhantOS]

Yeah we put poison, cat died a couple months ago so it's safe to put poison now

[Brickman]

rats. we're rats. wee're the rats. we prey at night, we stalk at night. we're the rats.

[CRITAWAKETS]

rats. we're rats. wee're the rats. we prey at night, we stalk at night. we're the rats.

Im the giant rat that makes all of the rules!

[ChappersTeddy]

rats. we're rats

michael it's your birthday today cake and ice cream is on its way

[PhantOS]

rats rats we are the rats celebrate another one a birthday bash
MICHAEL its your birthday today cake and ice cream is on its way and
MICHAEL your such a good boy this year
open up your gifts while we all cheer

[Mr Queeba]

this year i got something new and exciting and different for everybody

[Darth C3P0²]

bad rats?

[Aplem]

kill that bitch for good

[tkepahama]

i once saw my brother smash a baby rat with a sledgehammer

the skull popped clean out

[Ragequit]

my mom once called me outside to look at some baby rats she'd killed by halving them with a shovel because our cats weren't doing their jobs

[Nix the Glaceon]

i once saw my teacher feed her pet snake with some live rats, the snake constricted the rat until its eyes literally burst out of its head like the dude in total recall