I just came home from the library and I walked by my trash can and dumped some Arizona cans inside. Suddenly my garbage can started shaking violently and I heard the trash rustling around so I'm like ok that's not normal so I look inside and there's the biggest loving rat I've ever seen
This stuff was like a Subway footlong and it was looking right at me. At first I was like woah this brother is huge and then he loving jumped out of the can and on to the floor. Now I thought he was big before but now seeing him lengthwise I was scared stuffless. The rat was literally the size of two Arizona cans combined and I was freaking out because I thought this brother was gonna eat my toes or some stuff. Anyways he just ran away into the back of a shelf so now I have to burn down that shelf thanks New York rat genetics
Glad I could finally meet master splinter. forget rats and all their stuff
