ok but look here is where my confusion comes from

this is a Y-straw, clearly it's got three holes, no one can question that
but this is another straw quite like the y-straw, just at a different angle

how many holes does this straw have? it's got the same structure as the one above, so it should still be 3, right?
but two of the holes are straight, meaning that if you remove the other hole, you're left with...

a normal straw.
going by simple math, we removed one hole from a 3-hole straw, so the number of holes is 3-1=2
a straw has two holes?