It's not our fault that cats are genuinely terrible pets.
dogs and cats are both inferior to tropical fish
pros:
- looks pretty
- lives in a bowl so they can't run around the house
- don't make noise
- don't pester you to feed them
- food doesn't cost much
- barely needs to be fed
- costs only a couple cents at petco
compare that to dogs, which are loud and annoying, and cats, which destroy everything