Author Topic: my kittens were trying to forget, what do (Read 2651 times)

[FUG] Nukedude · March 08, 2018, 04:29:20 PM

pros:
-don't have to buy food
-don't have to give it attention
-it doesn't leave a mess
-doesn't pester you for anything at all
-free

dont see why i shouldnt get a rock tbh

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Darth C3P0� · March 08, 2018, 04:34:32 PM

stuffed corgi

pros:
-doesn't do anything
-no service required
-great hair
-it becomes yours forever after it dies
-amazing trophy

Mardalf · March 08, 2018, 05:18:57 PM

****
Pros:
- doesn't need extra food or water
- goes everywhere with you
- is practically never in the way
- never have to worry about it dying or running away
- doesn't poop
- likes to be petted

Best pet ever besides a cat

Drydess · March 08, 2018, 05:23:20 PM

Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on March 08, 2018, 04:18:45 PM

dogs and cats are both inferior to tropical fish

pros:
- looks pretty
- lives in a bowl so they can't run around the house
- don't make noise
- don't pester you to feed them
- food doesn't cost much
- barely needs to be fed
- costs only a couple cents at petco

compare that to dogs, which are loud and annoying, and cats, which destroy everything

your fish must really love you huh

Nix the Glaceon · March 08, 2018, 05:52:36 PM

it actually eats the fish flakes straight out of my fingers

i have trained my fish

Drydess · March 08, 2018, 05:55:01 PM

how often do you walk your fish

Red Spy · March 08, 2018, 06:58:32 PM

Quote from: Aplem on March 08, 2018, 09:09:21 AM

Throw away the cats and get a useful animal, like a dog.

Gamefandan · March 08, 2018, 07:08:41 PM

All you can do is keep them separated or spray water when they display frisky behavior. Please get them fixed.

This is a normal thing btw; before being fixed, when my cats were kittens, Cosmo would try to mount Nova. They are brother and sister too :/

It's better to get the fixing done as soon as possible because afterwards your cats might not recognize each other due to smelling differently.

Foxscotch · March 08, 2018, 08:21:18 PM

Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on March 08, 2018, 04:18:45 PM

compare that to dogs, which are loud and annoying, and cats, which destroy everything

you've clearly never had a cat OR a dog

torin� · March 08, 2018, 08:23:44 PM

Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on March 08, 2018, 04:18:45 PM

dogs and cats are both inferior to tropical fish

pros:
- looks pretty
- lives in a bowl so they can't run around the house
- don't make noise
- don't pester you to feed them
- food doesn't cost much
- barely needs to be fed
- costs only a couple cents at petco

compare that to dogs, which are loud and annoying, and cats, which destroy everything

tropical fish are children/white trash tier
you clearly dont know what youre doing because fish are just as dependent as dogs/cats

Nix the Glaceon · March 08, 2018, 08:59:49 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on March 08, 2018, 08:21:18 PM

you've clearly never had a cat OR a dog

i've had both. my dog barks at its own shadow and tries to maim anything that moves, and my cat likes to eat things it shouldn't and vomit all over the carpet.

CRITAWAKETS · March 08, 2018, 09:00:52 PM

Lavos is the best pet.

Pros:
- Makes you more intelligent than those pesky reptiles
- Creates time portals all over the place
- Enables the use of magic
- Technically an alien
- Grants unlimited energy and immortality
- Great for getting people off the lawn

Cons:
- May destroy in the world in 2000 AD.
- Makes a bit too much noise.

Foxscotch · March 08, 2018, 09:44:13 PM

Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on March 08, 2018, 08:59:49 PM

i've had both.

then you know that both cats and dogs will do all of those things uwu

mod-man · March 08, 2018, 09:51:25 PM

Quote from: [FUG] Nukedude on March 08, 2018, 04:29:20 PM

pros:
-don't have to buy food
-don't have to give it attention
-it doesn't leave a mess
-doesn't pester you for anything at all
-free

dont see why i shouldnt get a rock tbh

i love my rock. im p sure it loves me too but its hard to tell with the way they are

Insert Name Here� · March 08, 2018, 09:59:38 PM

Heat can last a month or longer, so either let them forget or isolate them

If one gets kittens just make an ad on Craigslist and give them away, they're dependent on their mom for around a month so you'll be fine