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Poll

Question:

cheddar
1 (3.7%)
american
3 (11.1%)
gouda
2 (7.4%)
brie
0 (0%)
colby
0 (0%)
gorgonzola
1 (3.7%)
monterey jack
1 (3.7%)
parmigiano-reggiano
0 (0%)
mozzarella
0 (0%)
provolone
0 (0%)
muenster
1 (3.7%)
swiss
1 (3.7%)
string
0 (0%)
cottage
0 (0%)
gruyere
0 (0%)
camembert
0 (0%)
cheshire
0 (0%)
limburger
1 (3.7%)
quark
0 (0%)
asiago
0 (0%)
casu marzu
7 (25.9%)
mascarpone
0 (0%)
ricotta
0 (0%)
blue
4 (14.8%)
pepper jack
0 (0%)
colby-jack
1 (3.7%)
manchego
0 (0%)
other
0 (0%)
all of the above
4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 27

Author Topic: no more cheese polls go home  (Read 9576 times)

hello i ask a question and i hope to have answers delivered

weirdest cheese is american
absolute best cheese is pepper jack
absolute worst cheese is blue
most okay cheese is cheddar
second favorite cheese is provolone
best cheese for sandwiches is cheddar (not really)
cheese with best name is parmigiano-reggiano
most dangerous cheese is casu marzu
« Last Edit: March 19, 2018, 03:52:03 PM by TableSalt »

i think i'm the resident expert here, and i say cottage cheese is the strangest

i think i'm the resident expert here, and i say cottage cheese is the strangest
cottage is actually disgusting

casu marzu because its actually rotten cheese


casu marzu because its actually rotten cheese
cheese is just rotten milk. you wanna double rot it, stick some bugs in there, whatever. that's just cheese stuff.

cottage cheese is like, man, you didnt even finish doing the cheese thing. its not done. put it back.

how long did it take you to make that poll


how long did it take you to make that poll
less than 8 minutes

I'd say Casu Marzu but that doesn't count because nobody eats that, so as far as I'm concerned it ain't even food.

The true answer is head cheese, because there are people who can and do eat it, but it tastes like something scraped off Satan's taint after a 5K marathon. Of course it doesn't actually contain any 'cheese', but the name surely still applies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese

The true answer is head cheese, because there are people who can and do eat it, but it tastes like something scraped off Satan's taint after a 5K marathon.
thats because its nothing but skin and viscera

what's that one sardinian cheese that has rats and vermin in it
edit oh wait i'm stupid
« Last Edit: March 12, 2018, 06:12:21 PM by Drydess »

The true answer is head cheese, because there are people who can and do eat it, but it tastes like something scraped off Satan's taint after a 5K marathon. Of course it doesn't actually contain any 'cheese', but the name surely still applies.
this does not apply

this does not apply
Wouldn't the weirdest cheese, by definition, be a cheese that isn't even a cheese?