Dispensers Amazing Adventure [ENEMY SPOTTED: Blu Engineer]

[lord techno]

ONE DAY! IN A JUNKYARD, SOMEWHERE.

Engineer: Aw, shucks.


Engineer: You are the worst dispenser i ever constructed.


Engineer: It ain't even my fault your this way, you are just handicapped.
Other Engineer: Sound of fast square dance Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!


Engineer: Would ya look at that. c:


Engineers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee-


Sadness


Abandonment


Worthlessness


T R I G G E R E D
THAT B I T C H


How dare he abandon a dispenser as S E X Y as yourself! Just look at these guns!


The only question is...What do you do now..?
WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Ad Bot]

[TheMrDoors]

punch the motherforgeter

[plexy]

flex

[failbros2]

try to YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[NotBomberguy]

jack off and leave

[Nix the Glaceon]

dispense something important

[SWAT One]

Dispense yourself a set of wheels so you can turn your feet into roller skates.

[Metalliku]

check if you have a richard

[TableSalt]

flex

[lord techno]

The engineer has long since flown away in his magical, scientific, van, thingy. Thing. Damn.


You proceed to flex like the lovey dispenser that you are.


You want this dispenser. YOU WANT IT!!


You attempt to perform a YEEEE but OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED GO BAC-


Furious Fapping Intensifies


You use your magical dispenser powers to dispense something useful.


YOU GOT:
The Submachine Gun
It shoots things


Now that you have a weapon, you can fight things! Yay!


You use your dispenser powers to form a vehicular body to move with! Screw legs!


Oh look, your richard. At least you still have it, not sure why a dispenser has a snake though.

???: Dispenser!


The fu-?


ENEMY SPOTTED
Blu Engineer

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[TableSalt]

calmly stare at him for a moment then deliver hurt upon his body

[TheMrDoors]

staring contest with the engineer

[SWAT One]

smoosh him with wheels

[plexy]

dispense bullets

[Nix the Glaceon]

dispense a comically oversized folding chair and slam it upon his brain