see, this is what happens when you convict people for jokes instead of convicting people for underground child love rings the size of entire countries; everyone begins to understand you're a loving joke and they just go about their merry old way doing whatever they want to whoever they want
I mean jesus, how bad of a loving police force are you if you don't even carry guns? what happens if the criminal has a gun? are you just gonna fire your taser at him like you're some crack-shot or something?