Author Topic: [NeWz} we're at defcon 4 (Read 3066 times)

Figure · April 11, 2018, 05:27:32 AM

NUCLEAR forgetIN WAR

IMMINENT

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Protoss Dragoon · April 11, 2018, 06:53:08 AM

two and a half limericks · April 11, 2018, 06:54:37 AM

ill take care of the boomers for you

Master Matthew� · April 11, 2018, 01:39:26 PM

2118: ww3 in a nutshell

Usa: kerboom
Russia: berkoom
Usa: ROOSHERA
russIa: UKNITTED STATUS

The end

Juncoph · April 11, 2018, 01:48:03 PM

uk knighted status has doomed us all

shamester · April 11, 2018, 02:00:35 PM

Quote from: zelau on April 10, 2018, 06:17:36 PM

The recent chemical attack in Syria has placed both Russia and the United States into a position of possible armed conflict.

OMEGALUL

Chris72003 · April 11, 2018, 04:28:18 PM

well rub lead all over my body and call me radioactive

the evil corperation · April 11, 2018, 04:38:12 PM

If a war does start from this thing that happened once already almost exactly a year ago, I'm sure its not going to go nuclear, considering nuclear war is a final option that (almost) all countries respect.

yehellis3246 · April 11, 2018, 08:23:13 PM

you see ive been thru the desert on a horse with no name
it felt good to be out of the rain

MoltenKitten · April 11, 2018, 08:25:10 PM

I don't want to set the world on fire

yehellis3246 · April 11, 2018, 08:26:10 PM

what would the blf look like after thi-
oh wait i might jinx it

Tactical Nuke · April 11, 2018, 08:58:29 PM

Quote from: Figure on April 11, 2018, 05:27:32 AM

NUCLEAR forgetIN WAR

IMMINENT

NO QUESTION ABOUDDIT

Planr · April 11, 2018, 09:02:52 PM

a lower number is better, right? i mean, after all, this is golf.

Anthony Fuckstick · April 11, 2018, 09:39:34 PM

man i can't wait for fallout 5

Lapis the Floran · April 13, 2018, 01:22:54 AM

Quote from: Planr on April 11, 2018, 09:02:52 PM

a lower number is better, right? i mean, after all, this is golf.

no, the higher is better
1 is nuclear war and we're going to die
5 is pretty chill, just like "ok"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LERTCON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMERGCON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REDCON
read those and you'll know the alert system