Author Topic: Can someone explain to me why I can�t get a girlfriend? (Read 3218 times)

Masterlegodude · April 25, 2018, 03:44:40 PM

Quote from: hillkill on April 25, 2018, 03:29:06 PM

what the forget is kg?

Kilograms

272.727 kg is 601.2601138 lbs

272.727 seems oddly arbitrary, is this an ARG? Or is this literally just some copypasta from 4RedditChan?

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JumboMuffin · April 25, 2018, 03:46:58 PM

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Ragequit · April 25, 2018, 03:49:40 PM

put a loving biohazard warning on that post

Electrk.. · April 25, 2018, 03:59:26 PM

tkepahama · April 25, 2018, 05:07:20 PM

Conan · April 25, 2018, 05:23:58 PM

this thread needs to be chucked into the nearest wood chipper then incinerated

Figure · April 25, 2018, 05:24:10 PM

op is a robot

thegoodperry · April 25, 2018, 05:24:17 PM

Quote from: JumboMuffin on April 25, 2018, 03:46:58 PM

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when you get an erection

Black and White · April 25, 2018, 05:32:06 PM

This thread

Please drop the bombs now

Darth C3P0� · April 25, 2018, 05:32:28 PM

sounds like a personal problem

Jefferson Block · April 25, 2018, 06:03:52 PM

Quote from: thegoodperry on April 25, 2018, 03:09:00 PM

i only drink human breast milk. i get a girl pregenant every 5-6 months, wait until she starts producing milk and then start pumping. i get the kid aborted 6 months into the pregnancy everytime. i have the schedule synced up perfectly so i always have at least one girl producing milk at any given time. "but what about costs?" says the uneducated. i, an intellectual, explain that you pay about $3-4 for a gallon of milk. i use (at least) 2 gallons of milk per week (drinking or putting it into food). if i bought my milk from my local grocery, i would end up spending around $150 on milk every 5 month period. heres the kicker: it costs nothing to nut in a bitch. what about the abortions? health insurance covers it, meaning it comes at no cost to me. i am literally getting gallons of rich, high quality breast milk at absolutely no cost. my women are cream of the crop. they love me. i am their dairy master and i run the dairy scene in my town. ive considered opening up a business and selling this, making a profit out of my milk business. maybe in the future. maybe down the road. for now? my bones remain strong.

I'm still proud of this post

HooperScooper · April 25, 2018, 06:51:37 PM

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Boomsticks Alt · April 25, 2018, 07:10:01 PM

im 14 and this is deep